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Padoru

Christmas Waifu is a parody of Christmas Tree Farm by Taylor Swift.

Nyanners wrote this song on December 19, 2019 and posted a preview of the lyrics on the Patreon only chat on Discord. She recorded the song posted to Patreon four hours later, available to subscribers of all tiers. It was posted on December 22, 2019 to YouTube.

Lyrics

My winter nights are taken up by headaches
Trying to think of a Christmas song before it's too late
But I close my eyes, and I meditate
Ok wait I think I got it (eeuhehg, nyaa)

[Verse 1]
In my heart is a Christmas waifu
She has really big boobs
I mean REALLY huge boobies that bounce[1]
She would hold me and never let go
And the milkies would flow
And I just wanna make her my spouse

[Pre-Chorus]
Sweet dreams of anime mommies
As far as the eyes see
And I'm singing padoru padoru
Alone with my waifu

[Chorus]
Sniffin' her mistle-toes
Watchin' some Naruto
And tellin' me, "Ai love youwuuwu"[2]
When I go to sleep tonight
Maybe I'll wake up in an isekai
Where every wish comes true

[Verse 2]
In my heart is a Christmas waifu
Did I mention her boobs
On Gelbooru they'd be tagged as huge_breasts
In my room I'm watching anime
I'm comfy and unbathed
Toradora's the best show ever made[3]

[Repeat Pre-Chorus]
Sweet dreams of anime mommies
As far as the eyes see
And I'm singing padoru padoru
Alone with my waifu

[Repeat Chorus]
Sniffin' her mistle-toes
Watchin' some Naruto
And tellin' me, "Ai love youwuuwu"
When I go to sleep tonight
Maybe I'll wake up in an isekai
Where every wish comes true

[Verse 3]
And when I'm feeling depressed
I put on my Vive Headset
Oh baby, baby, merry Cringemas
My life is filled with despair
I don't change my underwear
Oh baby, baby, merry Cringemas (uwu)

Sniffin' her mistle-toes
Watchin' some Naruto
And tellin' me, "I love youwuuwu"

Oh baby, baby, merry Cringemas
Oh baby, baby, merry Cringemas
Oh baby, baby, merry Cringemas
I love you

Oh baby, baby, merry Cringemas
Oh baby, baby, merry Cringemas
Oh baby, baby, merry Cringemas
Uwu (ugh... uguu...)

Release

The Youtube video features Idolmaster character Takane Shijou as Nyanners' waifu.

External links

Nyanners music (edit)
Albums Magic CircuitNOW! That's What I Call Minecraft Songs Volume 1NOW! That's What I Call Minecraft Songs Volume 2Nyannerz Gonna Give It To Ya X2: Nekomimi ReloadedPretty Cute Anime Song Covers EP Vol 1The First Nyoel - Nyanners Holiday HITS
Anime/game covers Dango DaikazokuFutari no Kimochi no Honto no Himitsui LoveIppai IppaiLove? Hate!? Love!!!Lum's Love SongOTHERWORLRenai CirculationRuruSnowstormSweets ParadeYour Reality
Pop covers AnacondaBound 2ChandelierBad and BoujeeCrank That Soulja BoyDrop it Like It's HotI Am Your LeaderJumpmanMonsterRiptideSandyStars Are BlindStarshipsTiny SalmonsWelcome to the Space Jam
Parody songs Break Stuff - Limp Bizcute Kid Friendly VersionCreepersCreepers (cover)Diamond OreHappy HolidayMERRY XMAS B*TCHESMine Mine MineMine to MineMini-GunkPick to BreakSitting in the TVTrouble
Seasonal music Christmas WaifuDeck the HallsFeliz NavidadHappy HolidayHentai ChristmasHoly NightJingle BellsMERRY XMAS B*TCHESLast ChristmasLet it SnowSpooky Scary SkeletonsWe Wish You a Merry GrispmasWeeaboo Reindeer's Theme Song
Original tracks 2 many squirtsCute Anime CreeperCloud RapDoing Minecraft Standup Comedy By Myself At The Bottom Of A WellGAMER FUELGamer ToesGucci BoobyHey Boy (hey boy)IntermissionMEW HORROR
Fanworks A Song for Nyanners' BirthdayFollow Your Dreams

References

  1. Instead of "boobies", the pre-release lyrics originally said "honkers". It was probably changed to flow better.
  2. The spelling "youwuuwu" from the pre-release lyrics.
  3. Toradora is previously asserted to be Nyanners' favorite anime. In the pre-release lyrics, the line concludes with the direction "takes a sip of monster zero ultra." In the YouTube video, the message which appears here reads "no seriously not a single romance anime has topped it since it came out in 2008 it is the greatest love story ever told and a timeless classic".
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